This mexican is a 40 year old man looking for love. He likes long walks on the beach and young women.
This Mexican isn't a real Mexican. Being the awesome person I am, I can see through his awful disguise. His mustache is a dead giveaway. His skin just confirms it.
These Mexicans are long lost brothers that found each other after 10 years. The one on the right got abducted and had to cook beans for all those years. The one on the left was at home eating tacos and didn't give a flying fajita about his brother.
Look at dat dudez hat!
I shall name him mexican man and he shall be my mexican man.
This mexican got arrested for stealing 100 tacos from Pedro's Burrito and Tacos Restaurant. Lets pray that he gets his sentence shortened!
Pablo the mexican wrestler finally saved up the money to buy his new mask! He also got the money to buy a razor to shave his forest of a chest!
Julio be cookin some beans!