"Hey kids! Come here! I have burritos!"
This Mexican just shot the sheriff, but he didn't shoot the deputy. Unfortunately, he's still going to die at sunrise.
This mexican just found out that santa (or whatever they call him in mexicania) doesn't give out tacos for christmas. He is currently on the verge of contracting chronic depression. 1 survery result = 1 prayer <3
SINCE WHEN DO MEXICANS HAVE BIRTHDAYS?!?!
This mexican is SO gangsta that he doesn't even put the toilet seat down!
This mexican is like santa clause, he sees you when you're sleeping.
This guy is so mexican he has two moustaches!
Be sure to refer to him as "Your Royal Taconess" or he will force you to eat jalapenos
This Mexican needs help at the border... lands video game
The mustache has a mind of its' own